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2023 Year of Whump

For everyone who can’t commit to or is intimidated by a daily writing/art challenge, I present a different take on the whump writing/art prompt challenge, reframed for those who create slowly, inconsistently, and on crip time.

In this yearlong writing/art prompt challenge, you choose monthly or weekly. You can go back and forth between monthly or weekly each month. If you choose monthly, you can pick prompts from any week during that month. You’ll end up with anywhere from 12-52 completed contributions at the end of it. The weeks begin on Sunday.

Tag contributions with “2023 Year of Whump” and then “2023 Year of Whump January” (or another month) for any prompt done during that month, so people can see all contributions.

For each week’s available prompts, there are physical/sensory, emotional/psychological, environmental/situation, comfort/caregiving, and dialogue prompts (in that order). You are welcome to mix and match, use only one or a combination of any or all, and to interpret each liberally. You can interpret them creatively, and there are probably infinite possible ways to do so for each prompt. I suggest (but can’t really require) tagging descriptively to help people find content they’re interested in and/or filter out content in their squicks or triggers.

Choose your own adventure

January 1: caged / deceived / unemployed / whispered reassurances / “Who would ever believe you?”

January 8: restrained with belt buckles / abandoned / icy tundra / holding hands / “Save your tears”

January 15: experimental injection / threatening loved ones / warehouse / warm bubble bath / “I promise this won’t hurt”

January 22: grabbed in the dark / public humiliation / hospital emergency department / soft weighted blanket / “You must have imagined that, dear”

January 29: chained to a table / betrayal / end of a relationship / handwritten notes of encouragement / “I’m begging you; I’ll do anything”

February 5: impaled / death wish / jungle / home cooked meal / “Don’t leave me”

February 12: involuntary implant / feeling like a burden / museum / cat cuddles / “I don’t know who I am anymore”

February 19: lightheaded and faint / appeasing out of desperation / abandoned lighthouse / gentle wound care / “I’m your only choice now”

February 26: gunshot wound / trembling with fear / library with soaring shelves / leaving the lights on / “You’re home now”

March 5: emergency surgery / denial / palatial mansion / getting a private bedroom / “Don’t you know; I’ll always know where you are”

March 12: amputation / mockery / apocalyptic nuclear wasteland / firefighter carry / “Just keep looking at me”

March 19: severe fever / rejection / cocktail party / swaddled in blankets / “Do you have any idea what I’ve done for you?”

March 26: starvation / losing the last bit of hope / maximum security prison / getting pain medication for the first time / “Missed me yet?”

April 2: infected wound / resignation / forced to watch / tight hugs / “I promise I’ll be good”

April 9: tied to a pole in the sun / weakening resolve / bustling city square / standing up to threats and mockery / “There’s nothing to apologize for”

April 16: poisoned meals / death of loved one / cursed mountain / hot bowl of soup / “You’ll never get out alive”

April 23: branded / constant insults / forced labor camp / forced to participate / taking bullets in their place / “I’m doing this because I love you. One day you’ll understand.”

April 30: painful wound care / sarcastic defiance / psychiatric hospital / walking them home / “I don’t need help; I’m fine”

May 7: whipping / trying to hold back tears / airplane / offering a kind smile / “I wish it had been me instead”

May 14: tracking chip / hypervigilance / county jail / warm bread / “You don’t know who I really am”

May 21: drained of blood / violated / ancient ruins / soft slippers / “Not my face, please; I’m begging you”

May 28: shackled to a radiator / heartbroken / deconsecrated temple / back rub / “Be careful what you ask for”

June 4: gagged / ineffectual rage / soaring skyscraper in a glittering city / new, clean clothes / “I didn’t mean it; I’m sorry”

June 11: broken jaw / quiet despair / yawning canyon / going to appointments with them / “Oh you WILL be sorry now”

June 18: burned / rules with moving goalposts / arid steppes / whispered reassurance in public / “I don’t remember where that one came from”

June 25: drowning / losing grounding in reality / trash pit / offering a hand / “You’re hurting me; please”

July 2: kidnapped / ostracized / civil war / safe house / “I would say I’m sorry but then I’d be lying”

July 9: defenestration / stalking / shantytown / paying the ransom / “Don’t fool yourself; you LET this happen to you”

July 16: crushed hand / online harassment / courthouse building / cuddling / “You wanted this, didn’t you”

July 23: detonating bomb / existential dread / lakeside villa / getting a ride / “I know exactly what you need”

July 30: earthquake / homesick / horse barn / compliments / “Get up and walk.”

August 6: nausea / panic / dusty attic / human shield / “I don’t think I can stand up anymore”

August 13: collapsing building / exhaustion / mountain village / helping with food / “RUN.”

August 20: tied to another captive / desperation / public housing projects / new shoes / “You don’t have to pretend anymore”

August 27: strangled / overwhelmed and frozen in place / secret lab in basement / respecting boundaries / “You didn’t have to do this”

September 3: poison gas / screaming uncontrollably / left for dead / combing hair / “Everything I’ve done, I did it for you”

September 10: thrown against wall / painful involuntary spasms / mom’s house / rubbing shoulder / “Your life means nothing”

September 17: smashed kneecaps / dividing loyalties / seat of government / vigilante revenge / “I haven’t taken everything from you. Not yet.”

September 24: stomped on / lies / failed escape / watching TV together / “I promise I’m telling the truth; you have the wrong person!”

October 1: heavy shackles / separated from child / rapid-flowing river / getting a guard dog / “No matter what, you’ll always have me”

October 8: suspended by wrists / exiled / fortress / helping make good an escape / “I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to hurt you”

October 15: coughing up blood / detested by peers / train tracks / holding them up to walk / “Looks like you forgot something”

October 22: forced drugging / gaslit into doubting reality / university / financial support / “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the screaming”

October 29: collapsing to the floor / waking up from nightmares / big box retail store / baking cupcakes / “You’ll stop crying if you know what’s good for you”

November 5: handcuffs so tight they’re bleeding / discrimination / small town diner / proper medical care / “No one should have to go through this alone”

November 12: brutal beatdown / helpless / history repeating itself / having choices / “You look so pretty like that”

November 19: suffocation / bystanders refusing to help / schoolhouse / protection in public / “Just one more time, I promise”

November 26: stabbed / flashbacks / castle / reminders of home / “I can’t remember the last time I did this”

December 3: tooth knocked out / panic attack / boat / photographs from before / “Stay still, or it’s going to hurt”

December 10: forced to eat something vile / forgotten by loved ones / homeless shelter / help with paperwork / “Do it if you know what’s good for you”

December 17: electric shock / shivering / boot camp / verbal reassurance / “It’s for your own good”

December 24: stress position / filth / recording studio / wiping away tears / “It’s not as bad as it looks”

December 31: left out in the cold / disgrace / conference / foot washing / “I didn’t mean it; you have to believe me”

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Alternative theory: time travelers from the far distant future with only the vaguest idea of how restaurants work BUT they have seen filmed entertainment. They only have a limited amount of budget/time so didn't invest heavily in the subterfuge, and don't care anyway. The old lady is a frustrated culinary historian absolutely thrilled to try out her recreated recipes on some unsuspecting locals.

anais-ninja-bitch

my friends and i used to frequent a little Thai place that was For Sure the front for some kind of money laundering. we loved it. the food was amazing, also cooked by a single elderly woman. the vibes were absolutely chaotic.

the tables were separated by raw plywood dividers. the walls were covered by woven plastic mats. the plumbing was ancient, so there were "please only flush toilet paper down the toilet" signs--written in red sharpie on copies of their last repair bill?? the out of order stall in the ladies' room was indicated by a potted tree holding the door open. they didn't have a liquor license, but you could bring your own wine; they only charged a corking fee if you borrowed their bottle opener, so by the second visit everyone had started carrying one in their purse. there was one (1) soup dish that came with a vaguely threatening caveat against sharing.

that place gave us so much flavor, laughter, spice sweat, and tears. i hope the owners pulled off whatever they were trying to do. bless.

ms-demeanor

I was an employee and a regular at the cash only coffee shop that the owner used for laundering money from his cocaine sales for a local extralegal organization.

We had a very stable clientele of 30 of so people who would come in once a day, buy a cup of coffee for a dollar, and then hang out for twelve hours. Most of these people (me included) were Weird But Not The Kind Of Weird That Attracts Police Attention and if anyone did start attracting police attention (by starting fights, dealing meth in the parking lot, or leaving their bong on a table on the patio) they were promptly banned.

It turns out that having 5-20 broke, chainsmoking misanthropes on the premises at all times does a great job of making it look like you're a real business while keeping the overhead low because you can pay under the table and your customers never care when you run out of milk, bagels, or to-go cups. (I had one shift there near the end where I sold a total of $6 of product because we were out of everything except whole milk, flavor syrups, and decaf coffee)

For the last six months of operation that place didn't even have a working coffee machine (one of the employees brought in his grandma's Mr. Coffee when the heating element on the Bunn died) and in the last two months even coffee stopped getting delivered and the employees were buying ice and ground coffee from the grocery store out of the drawer and leaving receipts in our cash-out envelopes (which were kept in the fridge until the manager showed up once a week and did everyone's paycheck out of whatever was in the fridge).

So if you were a normie who wandered in we just looked like a shitty coffee shop that didn't even take cards that sold canned drinks and black coffee and was always out of ingredients for smoothies and you didn't want to hang out on a date or study or bring you kids there because the place was full of smoke and angsty teenagers who were all fucking each other. But if you kept coming back we would eventually adopt you as a regular and someone would tell you why there was a 6-foot-long mirrored table in the lounge where the manager did the cash count.

fromthemouthofkings
wideeyedsmile
wideeyedsmile

Hi fun Doctor Who thought: I think if the show ever wanted to be Super Clever, then the season leading up to a regeneration should have 1 episode that has some EXTREME plot holes, like to the point fans are like "how did they ever fix x they never explained that". Like even the Doctor is like "yeah I'm not really sure what happened to that". HOWEVER that episode should also feature one of the companions bumping into a couple of people that are walking past. It should look like a cameo, at least one of the actors should be semi-well known. A couple weeks after that, the semi-well known actor should be announced as the next doctor.

AND THEN IN THE NEXT SEASON: the regenerated doctor and the new companion land in the same spot (cause we know damn well the Doctor loves to visit the same time periods and places over and over) and the Doctor realizes "oh wait. I'm who cleaned that up" and like half the episode should just be them trying to avoid the past incarnation. If possible these episodes should be filmed at the same time.

Whatever the title of the first episode was, the episode in the next season is called pt. 2.

THEY WILL NEVER DO IT BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE NEAT.

there are so many plotholes anyway i don't think people would complain about that
thesherrinfordfacility
thesherrinfordfacility

okay wait so im having a bit of a crisis over how crowley fell. my man says "i only asked questions" in one breath, and then "i just hung around the wrong people". then about the fall itself, "i just sort of... sauntered... vaguely downwards'", but then "did a million-light-year, freestyle dive in to pool of burning sulphur!"

so which is it, crowley? my buddy my pal? which shitshow actually happened here?

well, only one of these remarks was in front of aziraphale. funnily enough, the one about it being a leisurely stroll into hell like he owned the place. the others, the wrong friends, the asking questions and the horrific crash landing into dis or wherever was alone, only to the camera.

has crowley been trying to protect aziraphale from knowing not only was the fall incredibly painful and frightening, but that also protecting aziraphale from the knowledge that even though aziraphale warned him not to, he went and asked questions anyway? that in essence, aziraphale failed to save crowley?

alternatively, are all answers wrong, and crowley is either lying, or doesn't remember why/how he fell? did he even technically fall at all (reawakening theory that crowley fell for a reason -- see reason: god's ineffable plan -- and she wiped his memory of it)? crowley still has wings, and presumably the other demons don't - is this why he does?

edit bc important: "I play an ineffable game of my own devising..." 👀

roseianxiety
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[id: a headshot of patton sanders in a lineless, cartoony style. she's a vietnamese transfem person with medium skin. patton beams, winking at the viewer. nya has short hair consisting of winglike shapes with dark brown roots growing into a light whiter colour. patton wears a cyan polo under a grey hoodie, tied around nyas shoulders. she has little white heart earrings, a rose gold necklace, and square framed glasses with googly eyes stuck all over them. the background is a yellow orange gradient with a white border and a star pattern overlay in blue. end id.]

i wanna be your girlfriend !

(this patton uses she/nya pronouns and is transfeminine!)

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androdragynous

as my own direct immediate list of game grievances i hate that stardew valley expects you to side against a wheelchair user who is upset that he was moved without his consent. i hate that the mass effect trilogy gives you visible scarring as a direct result of choosing mean dialogue and heals it if you're nice. i hate that the vampire the masquerade ttrpg has a monstrous player class that can appear as horrible vampiric monsters or as visibly disabled people and both of these appearances are mechanically the same. i hate that dark souls games have a difficulty level implemented in a way that cannot be adjusted for disability. i hate that i can play as a mermaid or a werewolf or a horse in the sims games but can't use a wheelchair. i hate that the ace attorney games have so much flashing and not all of the games can disable it. i hate that disability is constantly something that happens to teach a lesson, i hate that disability is something that happens as a punishment, i hate that disability is either compensated perfectly with no drawbacks or something that is endlessly sought to be cured. i hate that no character customization will ever include the mobility aids i use, that the player avatars that represent me will never look like me. i am so goddamn annoyed and so goddamn tired.

kleefkruid
kleefkruid

Man I wish more people here did DBT if only so I could post marsha linehan memes. That woman saved my life but boy does she love catholicism and ghastly metafors and describing things as being on fire and being flayed alive.
Reading her biography and realising she wanted to be a martyr first and radically influence the field of psychology second explained a lot.